if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hell yes lets make some ravioli
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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