Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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