Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
