One girl and one boy is just not enough.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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