My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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