hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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