I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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