Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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