I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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