Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Randomize
