what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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