i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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