Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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