The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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