I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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