we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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