I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
This is the high leading the old right now
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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