He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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