Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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