Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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