This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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