what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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