well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
wat bout pragnant strippers??
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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