if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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