I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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