I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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