I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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