I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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