We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Randomize
