I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
And then he peed in my hair
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