I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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