Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
