I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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