Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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