no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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