so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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