I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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