I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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