Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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