Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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