My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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