Got a toothbrush?
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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