So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Randomize
