It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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