And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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