Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
What a dumb baby whore.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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