a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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