I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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