i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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