he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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