Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I party with great urgency now.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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